If you want to get some laughs (or even mere smiles) from readers, take advantage of ducks.
Donald Duck and his family have been very good to Disney. Warner Bros. has made lots of money from Daffy Duck.
Maybe a duck can make you rich, too.
David McCallum played agent Illya Kuryakin on The Man from U.N.C.L.E on TV in the 1960s. Since 2003 he has played Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard on NCIS. The doctor's last name could have been Jones, O'Hara, Liebowitz or Spock—but "Mallard" permitted him to be nicknamed "Ducky."
I don't know why, but there seems to be something inherently funny about ducks. Maybe it's the feet, or the beak or the quacks.
“Wanna buy a duck?"
Q: What’s the difference between a duck?
A: Each of its legs is both the same?
Two ducks are sitting in a bathtub.
The first duck says, “Please pass the soap,”
The other duck says, “No soap, radio.”
A duck walks into a pharmacy, and asks for Chapstick. The cashier says, "Cash or check?" and the duck says, "Just put it on my bill."
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have any grapes?"
The bartender says, "No we only have beer here." The duck leaves.
The next day the duck walks back into the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?"
The bartender says, "No, I told you we only have beer; and if you ask me again I’m going to nail your beak to the bar.” The duck leaves.
The next day the duck walks back into the bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have any nails?" The bartender says "no."
The duck asks, “Do you have any grapes?"
A motorist in a Mercedes was driving through the countryside on a beautiful Saturday afternoon when he came to a large puddle of water from a previous rain storm. Worried that he was going to damage the car in the deep water, he asked a local farmer (who was standing near the puddle) how deep the water was. "Arr", said the farmer "that water only be a few inches deep!" Relieved, the motorist edged his car into the water, expecting to come out on the other side with no trouble. Instead, as he drove in, the water came right up the side of the car, and the engine sputtered to a halt. Sitting there with the water lapping at the window, the motorist yelled at the farmer angrily: "I thought you said this water was only a few inches deep!!!" "Well", replied the farmer "It only come up to the waist of them there ducks."
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The Marx Brothers starred in an extremely funny movie called Duck Soup (1933).