"I'm a slut, not a murderer": suspect on Bones.
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass—and I'm all out of bubble gum."
: Rowdy Roddy Piper
"Victim of Dog-Authorized Anal Assault Receives $1.6 million settlement": Forbes.com
“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”: Billy Crystal as Mitch Robbins in City Slickers
“Foul-mouthed? Fuck you!”: Eddie Murphy as Axel Foley in Beverly Hills Cop
“Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one.”: Clint Eastwood as “Dirty” Harry Callahan in The Dead Pool
“She thinks I’m a pervert because I drank our water bed.” “Stop whining and eat your shiksa.”: Woody Allen as Miles Monroe in Sleeper
“There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman.”: Ben Stiller as Derek Zoolander in Zoolander
“I have a penis and a brain and only enough blood to run one at a time.”: Robin Williams on the Tonight Show
“Listen, let’s get one thing straight. In the hours you’re here taking care of my mother, no ganja.”: James Gandolfini as Tony Soprano in The Sopranos
“Fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke.”: various people, including me. (No, that's not me. It just looks like me.)
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police car photo from KOB TV, Thanx.
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