Creative Language Awards: sex, ego-burst, headline, history, sex, drugs, dialog

 

"I'm a slut, not a murderer": suspect on Bones.

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass—and I'm all out of bubble gum."
: Rowdy Roddy Piper

"Victim of Dog-Authorized Anal Assault Receives $1.6 million settlement": Forbes.com 

“Over?  Did you say ‘over’? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!”: John Belushi as Bluto Blutarsky in Animal House

  

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”: Billy Crystal as Mitch Robbins in City Slickers 

“Foul-mouthed? Fuck you!”: Eddie Murphy as Axel Foley in Beverly Hills Cop
  

 
“Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one.”: Clint Eastwood as “Dirty” Harry Callahan in The Dead Pool 

 
“She thinks I’m a pervert because I drank our water bed.” “Stop whining and eat your shiksa.”: Woody Allen as Miles Monroe in Sleeper

“There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched be­tween the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman.”: Ben Stiller as Derek Zoolander in Zoolander 

“I have a penis and a brain and only enough blood to run one at a time.”: Robin Williams on the Tonight Show 

 
“Listen, let’s get one thing straight. In the hours you’re here taking care of my mother, no ganja.”: James Gandolfini as Tony Soprano in The Sopranos 

 
“Fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke.”: various people, including me. (No, that's not me. It just looks like me.)
 


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police car photo from KOB TV, Thanx.