Some people have paid $15, $20 or more for the paperback and hardcover versions of my hysterically funny, bestselling, "Stories" book. Amazon is willing to sell you the ebook version for a ridiculously low $2.51. It's a Kindle ebook, but you can read it on a Nook, PC, tablet, smart phone or almost anything.
It includes a great Christmas story: "Silent Night: a mostly true memoir about steel, sex, drugs, rock & roll, food and murder." It takes place in Bethlehem (Pennsylvania).