|Sly Stallone could kick the crap out of Sylvester.|
If Joanne Rowling thought she could sell more books as J. K. -- it's her right to be called J.K. CLICK for more about author names.
- I've twice been to conventions where someone tried to change my image by putting "Mike" on my badges. I rejected them.
- There are probably many wonderful people called Mike. I'm not one of them.
- NOBODY calls me Mick or Mickey. One stranger tried to get friendly by calling me Mickey. I didn't buy anything from him.
During last year's endless GOP primary season with two Ricks, a Mitt and a Newt, I thought a lot about nicknames. Some past presidents have insisted on using their nicknames. William Jefferson Clinton was just plain Bill. Enemies called him Slick Willie. On a campaign button or in an ad or headline, Ike fits much better that Dwight. Ditto for TR, FDR and LBJ.
A primary nickname may have a secondary meaning. Some people who hated Richard Nixon wore pins that said "Dick (i.e., "fuck") Nixon." I don't know if it happened with Richard Cheney.
Nicknames may be more poetic than full names, as in the "LBJ for the USA" button above. Later on, war critics chanted, "Hey, Hey, LBJ. How many kids did you kill today?"
I don't know if the present POTUS has a nickname (maybe Barry), but the New York Daily News frequently prints Bam. Bush can refer to either of two presidents, but Dubya is specific to #43.
On the other hand, Baby Face, Skinny Joey, Fat Dominic, Hymie, Louie Ha-Ha, Louie Lump Lump and Little Nicky are much less intimidating than Kid Blast, Killer Twist or Grim Reaper. Click for more mobster names.
|Winnie or Bulldog?|
- British Prime Minister Winston Churchill had two nicknames with opposite images: Winnie and The British Bulldog.
- Why do some names seemingly never get nicked but others (e.g., Richard) spawn many nicknames, (Rich, Rick, Dick).
- Some nicknames even have nicknames (Richie, Ricky, Dickie).
- Why do some names that invoke ugly people (Gwendolyn) lead to nicknames that evoke cute faces (Gwen)?
- Why so some nicknames like Peggy sound nothing like their full names, like Margaret? My father was called Bud or Buddy, but his legal name was Bertram. No one called him Bert.
- Why do some nicknames, like Josh, Luke and Matt, sound contemporary, even though the full names (Joshua, Lucas and Matthew) goes back thousands of years? Isaac and Izzy both sound old-fashioned.
- Max may be a nickname for Maximilian, but stands on its own. Most current Maxes are merely Max.
- Why do some people never outgrow their childish names, like Sammy Davis and Stevie Wonder?
- Some names apparently never get nicked. A shortened Cynthia sounds like sin.
- I know a man who was born Charlie (not Charles) and a Jake who is not really a Jacob.
- Some nicknames cross the gender barrier. Jack and Jacky(ie) can be nicknames for Jacqueline or John. Chris goes with Christopher and Christina (who may also be Tina). Samantha and Allison are called Sam and Al.
- Some names like Gregory, Oliver, Frederick, Allison, Charles, Leonard and Timothy are most often said by parents and teachers -- but friends say Greg, Ollie, Fred, Freddy, Al, Alli, Charlie, Chuck, Len, Lenny, Tim and Timmy.
- Alexandra has given us Alex, Alix, Alexa, Allie, Ali, Lexy, Lexi, Sandra, Sandy.
- Elizabeth has a long list of spinoffs: Betty, Bettie, Bet, Bett, Bette, Betta, Betsy, Betsey, Betsi, Beth, Bess, Bessie, Bessy, Bettina, Elsie, Elisa, Elsa, Eliza, Ellie, Elly, Ilse, Liz, Lizzy, Lizzie, Liza, Lisa, Lise, Lisette, Lizette, Lisbet, Lizbeth, Libby.