The sad state of Pittsburgh education

From a comment by "Tom" from Pittsburgh on the New York Times website: "Of course, in Pittsurgh, there were more t.v.'s turned to the footall game than the debates.

1. "Pittsburgh" has a "b" in it.
2. The abbreviation for television is "TV," with no periods.
3. The plural of TV does not have an apostrophe.
4. "Turned" should be "tuned."
5. "Football" has a "b" in it.

I'm not perfect, but I don't think I've ever made that many errors in one sentence.