Saturday, March 10, 2012

Revenge is sweet -- even when delayed 50 years

I think that Sarah Silverman is a very funny lady, but maybe I'm funnier. In an sales ranking yesterday, my "Stories" paperback book was ahead of Sarah's "Bedwetter" paperback.

Sarah's hardcover was ahead of my hardcover, and Amazon's rankings are updated every hour, and the stats will change; but right now I feel absolutely ecstatic and I thank everyone who has bought and recommended my book.

To wacko English teacher Bertha K. Frehse -- who flunked me for a marking period back in 1962: Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah! (The story is in my book.)

And, to Sally C. -- who didn't want to dance with me when I won "best boy" at the dancing school Halloween costume party in 1958: Ha-fucking-ha! (The story is in my book.)


1 comment:

  1. Good for you! I'm still waiting to get revenge against the nasty asshole who sat behind me in second grade and used to pull my pony tail.