Sunday, January 29, 2012

Fuck football

Based on increased advertising for taco chips, TVs and frozen pizza, I think the Super Bowl game is today. I think one of the teams which will be playing is called the "Pats." I think they are based somewhere in New England (where I live).

If you paid me a billion dollars I could not name the city where the game will be played -- or the other team. I think it may be the New York Giants or San Francisco Giants or Indianapolis or Dallas Somethings. Or maybe Miami Something. Or Toronto?

Am I the only man in the country who doesn't know -- or care -- who's playing?

I can name exactly two football players: Joe Namath and Roosevelt Greer. I have eight flat-screen TVs in my house and none of them have ever been used to display a football game. I plan to keep it that way.

Do I need a testosterone injection? Or Gatorade?



  1. I don't know or care who's playing either. But I do know that the Super Bowl is on the 5th of February this year. The only reason I know is that it's also my birthday.

  2. OMG...I have found a kindred spirit...or two. When I get my hair cut, I feel so "inadequate" when the conversation is totally on football this time of the year.