Book Making: Great Bits of Dialog, #203

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Great Bits of Dialog, #203

"If I wasn't a lesbian, I'd jump on your bones. I have a thing for middle-aged men who remind me of my father. "

(Said to Mandy Patinkin playing FBI Special Agent Jason Gideon in TV show Criminal Minds, Season 1, Episode 18, "Somebody's Watching." Writer: Ed Napier. First broadcast: 3/29/2006.)

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I frequently criticize errors in books, and some readers have complained about my own lack of perfection. Even though I often go over my blog posts 10, 20, 30 or more times, they are not immune to errors. There is no excuse, but there are several reasons. (1) I'm getting old. (2) The spell checker in Blogger is terrible. (3) I have neither the time nor the budget to hire an editor for a daily blog, which I normally start writing at about 3:30 a.m. (4) Books and commercial websites (especially publishers' and authors' websites) should be held to a higher standard than daily blogs. (5) I'm getting old. Oh. Did I say that before?