Monday, February 23, 2009

Are you good enough to publish?
Take the crap test.

Many writers turn to self-publishing after accumulating a pile of rejection letters. Their ego, over-confidence or blind ignorance may make them think that all of the agents and editors who rejected them are idiots who don’t recognize the work of a true genius when it’s displayed before them.

If this describes your situation, before you expend any money, time or effort in becoming a self-publisher, and if you want to publish for money and not merely for ego gratification or perceived status, I strongly urge you to take the crap test.

There are three versions of the test:

(1) Submit an article of at least 1,000 words to a newspaper or magazine. Convince an editor that it is not crap and get paid at least $200 for it, and actually see it in print.

(2) Join a writers’ group, actively participate, do the assigned writing exercises, and get the honest opinion of the group leader and at least some participants that what you write is not crap.

(3) Take a college course in journalism or creative writing, do the assigned writing exercises, and get the honest opinion of the instructor that your work is of professional caliber and is not crap.

If you can’t pass the crap test, it doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t self–publish. But it does mean that it’s extremely unlikely that you’ll make any money at it, and that the money you spend may as well go down the crapper.


  1. Surely you jest; sarcasm possibly? Not engagement; sorry, apparently you have set a course and mean to see it through. I enjoy discourse and the challenging of ideas and assumptions. I'll not trouble you again. Peace.