|Sly Stallone could kick the crap out of Sylvester.|
If Joanne Rowling thought she could sell more books as J. K. -- it's her right to be called J. K. CLICK for more about author names.
I think only one person who actually did know me called me Mike. That was my father, so I didn't correct him.
- I've twice been to conventions where someone tried to change my image by putting "Mike" on my badges. I rejected them.
- For online commenting, some websites insist on using my first and last names -- ONLY. My middle initial is important to me so I insert "Michael N." into the box for my first name.
- There are some wonderful people called Mike. I'm not one of them.
- I'm related to a Mike whose son is called Michael.
- NOBODY calls me Mick or Mickey. One stranger tried to get friendly by calling me Mickey. I didn't buy anything from him.
During the endless 2012 GOP primary season with two Ricks, a Mitt and a Newt, I thought a lot about nicknames. This year the two Ricks returned; and we had a John called Jeb, a Rafael called Ted, a Piyush called Bobby, a Benjamin called Ben, a James called Jim, a Christopher called Chris, a Cara called Carly, a Randal called Rand, a Michael called Mike, a Bernard called Bernie, and others.
Some past presidents have insisted on using their nicknames. William Jefferson Clinton is just plain Bill. Some enemies called him Slick Willie. On a campaign button or in an ad or headline, Ike fits much better that Dwight. Ditto for TR, FDR and LBJ.
A primary nickname may have a secondary meaning. Some people who hated Richard Nixon wore pins that said "Dick (i.e., "fuck") Nixon." I don't know if it happened with Richard Cheney.
Nicknames may be more poetic than full names, as in the "LBJ for the USA" button above. Later on, war critics chanted, "Hey, Hey, LBJ. How many kids did you kill today?"
I don't know if the present POTUS has a nickname (maybe Barry), but the New York Daily News frequently prints Bam. Bush can refer to either of two presidents (so far), but Dubya is specific to #43.
On the other hand, Baby Face, Skinny Joey, Fat Dominic, Hymie, Louie Ha-Ha, Louie Lump Lump and Little Nicky are much less intimidating than Kid Blast, Killer Twist or Grim Reaper.
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- British Prime Minister Winston Churchill had two nicknames with opposite implications: Winnie and The British Bulldog.
- Why do some names seemingly never get nicked but others (e.g., Richard) spawn many nicknames, (Rich, Rick, Dick).
- Some nicknames even have nicknames (Richie, Ricky, Dickie).
- Why so some nicknames like Peggy sound nothing like their full names (Margaret)?
- I know a Rosemary who preferred to be called Ricky as a teenager, and later reclaimed Rosemary as an adult. Other Rosemarys (Rosemaries?) are called Ro, Rose and Rosie.
- My father was called Bud or Buddy, but his legal name was Bertram. No one called him Bert.
- Why do some nicknames -- like Josh, Luke and Matt -- sound contemporary, even though the full names (Joshua, Lucas and Matthew) go back thousands of years? Isaac and Izzy both sound old-fashioned.
- Max may be a nickname for Maximilian, but stands on its own. Most current Maxes are merely Max.
- Why do some people never outgrow their childish names, like Sammy Davis and Stevie Wonder? (And why isn't it Sammie and Stevey?)
- Nicknames have flexible spelling. I dated an Abigail who went back and forth between "Abby" and "Abbie."
- Some names apparently never get nicked. A shortened Cynthia sounds like sin.
- I know a man who was born Charlie (not Charles) and a Jake who is not really a Jacob.
- Some nicknames cross the gender barrier. Jack and Jacky(ie) can be nicknames for Jacqueline or John. Chris goes with Christopher and Christina (who may also be Tina). Samantha and Allison are called Sam and Al.
- Some names like Gregory, Oliver, Frederick, Allison, Charles, Leonard and Timothy are most often said by parents and teachers -- but friends say Greg, Ollie, Fred, Freddy, Al, Alli, Charlie, Chuck, Len, Lenny, Tim and Timmy.
- Alexandra has given us Alex, Alix, Alexa, Allie, Ali, Lexy, Lexi, Sandra, Sandy.
- Elizabeth has a long list of spinoffs: Betty, Bettie, Bet, Bett, Bette, Betta, Betsy, Betsey, Betsi, Beth, Bess, Bessie, Bessy, Bettina, Elsie, Elisa, Elsa, Eliza, Ellie, Elly, Ilse, Liz, Lizzy, Lizzie, Liza, Lisa, Lise, Lisette, Lizette, Lisbet, Lizbeth, Libby.