“From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down
I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.”
I am an undeniable and proud nick picker. Through some genetic defect (or maybe a sense of justice) I am attracted to -- and I publicize -- grammatical malfunctions and literary disasters. I've used this blog to warn readers about some really terrible books. A while back I instituted Bad Book Week to further honor the horrors.
“It is far better to be silent than
Although it has become relatively easy to self-publish, it’s also easy to make serious mistakes in writing, design and marketing that can seriously limit the acceptability and sales of a self-published book.
“This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly.
It should be thrown with great force.”
“We publish a huge number of really bad books.”
founder of Lulu.com
founder of Lulu.com
Unfortunately, the ease of publication means that a lot of junk gets published. It’s sad -- and perversely funny -- that some of the worst self-published books I’ve found, and the majority of the books I criticize, are books that try to provide advice to other authors.
I collected my favorite failures in a book, STINKERS! America's Worst Self-Published Books.
The book is important, educational and funny; and its price is just $9.99. In addition to the stinky reviews, the book includes a sizable appendix with information that should be useful to all writers, regardless of their path to publication.
This book will help you avoid the worst mistakes of others, so you can publish a book that you can be justifiably proud of, and perhaps enlighten, entertain and inform others -- and maybe you’ll even make some money.
What makes a book a stinker?1. Most stinkers are ugly.
2. Most stinkers are poorly written.
3. Most stinkers violate the rules and customs of book design.
4. Many stinkers are inaccurate.
5. Some stinkers make promises they do not -- or cannot -- deliver.
6. Some stinkers are padded -- including unnecessary information, information that is readily available elsewhere for free, or too much empty space.
7. Some stinkers are really advertisements -- even bad advertisements -- masquerading as books.
8. Some stinkers are absurdly overpriced.
9. Some stinker authors either got help from the wrong people or got no help at all.
10. Some stinker authors are extremely careless -- or just don’t care about producing good books.
11. Some stinker authors don’t accept the advice they give to others.
12. Some stinker authors know less than they think they know.
“A good novel tells us the truth about its hero;
but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.”
Gilbert K. Chesterton