Two days ago, I slammed Theresa A. Moore, author of Principles of Self-Publishing, because she was extremely careless, knows less than she thinks she knows, has an unjustified high opinion of her own editing ability, and frequently ignores her own advice. Her book is ugly, inaccurate and sometimes poorly written. Theresa did the design and editing herself--and it shows.
I have mixed feelings about 11 Secret Steps to Writing, Creating & Self-Publishing Your Very Own 'How-To' Book, Ebook or Manual by Jaime Vendera.
As with Theresa's book, there are a great many things wrong with the book, but the author tried to do things right, and was pleasantly responsive to my emailed questions and suggestions.
Unlike many self-pubbers, including Theresa, Jaime knew enough to hire a professional cover designer, editor and interior formatter. But they simply did lousy work and Jaime didn't realize it. Jaime talks a lot about the members of his "team" and recommends them to other authors. Based on the evidence provided in the book, other authors should stay far away from this team.
If this book is an audition for Jaime's team members, they failed the audition.
If this book is a crime scene, Jaime Vendera seems to be largely the victim of others, rather than a lone perpetrator like Theresa A. Moore.
Editor/interior designer Amy Chesbro (whom Jaime calls "an amazing woman") did a TERRIBLE job.
- Jaime wrote about a "forward" (and uppercased "Forward") but Amy did not eliminate the unnecessary uppercase, or change the word to the proper "foreword." A book editor should know what a foreword is.
- The book lists one possible book size as 5-1/2 X 8.5"--using both a fraction and a decimal for "one half" within the same designation. A book editor should have caught this.
- The book says, "every singer with which I've worked." A book editor should have changed "which" to "whom."
- The book says, "books that I layout are." A book editor should have changed the noun "layout" into the verb phrase "lay out."
- The book uses curly typographers' quote marks to indicate inches instead of the proper straight double primes. A book editor should have known this.
- The book repeatedly refers to "Lightning Source Printing." That's not the name of the company, and both the writer and editor should have known this.
- The book has "self-publishing" (with hyphen) and "self publishing (no hyphen), in successive lines. An editor should have caught this.
- "Acknowledgements" is spelled British-style. Here in the USA, there is no "e" after the "g."
- "Web site" and "website" on the same page.
- There are silly typos, such as "then" for "ten" and "needles" for "needless." All books have typos, but these should have been easy to spot and fix. Ironically, Jaime quotes his website designer Molly Burnside: "Typos are unavoidable, but easily fixed. Always have 10+ people check your site for silly mistakes. Silly mistakes make you look as if you don't pay attention to details, and in today's society, every detail translates into dollars and cents, so make sure you are focused on every period, quotation, and word!"
- "Ingram Advanced Catalog" should be "Ingram Advance."
There are inconsistent spellings, misspellings, improper punctuation, and even a fundamental lack of knowledge of the parts of a book. The book quotes Daniel about the perils of self-publishing: "substandard interior designs and garish covers, with typos, grammatical errors and phrasing issues." This book is a perfect example of what Daniel warns about. The interior shows a lack of knowledge and experience, and bad artistry.
- Per Jaime's preference (and Theresa's), there are no hyphens, which leads to ugly word spacing, rivers and orphans--and wasted paper. It's OK to skip hyphens for a website or eBook where the settings of the viewing device cause text to reflow--but lack of hypens make a printed book UGH-LEE.
- Ironically, this is the fifth ugly non-hyphenated book I've read that tries to instruct authors how to self-publish. The others are Worderella on Writing by Barbara Kroll, Release Your Writing by Helen Gallagher, Best in Self-Publlishing & Print on Demand by David Rising, and Principles of Self-Publishing by Theresa M. Moore. What's the problem with hyphens, folks?
- The footer on each page (i.e., both verso and recto in each spread) shows an abbreviated version of the title. It's unnecessary--and silly--to have it on both pages.
- There are no chapter names in the headers. Actually, there are no headers.
- Paragraphs are separated by empty lines, and are not indented. That's OK for a web page, but not for a book.
- The body text is sans serif. That's OK for a web page, but not for a book.
- The chapter titles and subheads appear to be in the same sans serif type face. The only variation is the word "TIP," probably in Courier, in the text boxes. The normal format for a book is to use a serif face for body copy and sans serif for chapter titles and subheads--or at least a different serif face. Using one face for 99.9% of the words in a book is BORING.
- The index is strange. It was done by a PC with minimal human intervention, and the human who did intervene made some bad decisions,. There are over 100 useless listings for the word "book," but just one each for "Amazon" and "Lightning Source," (which are both on MANY pages in the book), and none for "acknowledgment." "ISBN" is strangely set in bold face, but no other entry is treated that way. Some terms, such as "voice recorder" and "Mindset"--that nobody would likely look for--are indexed.
- The book has useful tips presented in text boxes. Unfortunately, the text boxes extend beyond the normal margins and some disappear into the binding.
- OK, I have a compliment. Despite abundant errors in interior formatting, the pages look infinitely better than Theresa's pages. Margins all around are ample, which make the pages both more attractive and easier to read. I did not spot any widows.
- The author's name is in a barely legible script font that looks like a scribble.
- The front cover says, "written by..." That's unnecessary and amateurish.
- The spine of the book is covered with the image of a spiral notebook's coil binding. Upon close inspection, I found that the book's TWENTY-WORD title is buried in the graphic in fly-turd-size type.
- Upon even closer inspection, I found that the title was printed upside down. A professional book designer should have caught this.
- When I used a magnifying glass (I'm not kidding), I found the author's name. Unlike the title, it was right-side-up. A tip: if text on the spine (or anywhere else) is too small to read without mechanical enhancement, it's TOO DAMN SMALL.
- The text on the back cover is in slightly-larger-than-fly-turd-size type. The mini-words are made even more difficult to read because of the multi-colored background. The words use small caps instead of lowercase letters. That's OK for a title or a headline, but not for text.
- The back cover says the book has "solid advice" and "no filler." Some advice is definitely not solid, and there is lots of filler.
- Jaime is very easily impressed. He notes that printer Lightning Source provides "your own username/password" for ordering books. So what!
- He says that a book can be set up with Lightning for a little over $100, but another company charged over $500. There's a very good chance that the $500 included interior formatting, cover design and other services. It's not a fair comparison.
- Jaime urges self-pubbers to open accounts with PayPal to accept credit cards for book purchases. That's a bad idea for two reasons. Some people don't like to use Paypal, and self-pubbers are much better off letting booksellers like Amazon handle sales and shipping and payments. Why should a writer have to operate a warehouse and shipping department? Amazon.com probably gets a million times the traffic of Jaime's website. I bought Jaime's book on Amazon--not from his own site.
- Jaime had a very bad experience using Adobe Acrobat to produce a PDF file of a book. He warns, "if you convert and submit yourself, I can almost guarantee you that the file will be rejected." Jaime says that PDF conversion is an "art-form" and he even credits Brandy Cross for doing his PDF. Jaime says his recommended experts "both know how to...embed all fonts." It takes just a few minutes and a few mouse clicks to make a PDF with Adobe Acrobat. If I want fonts embedded, I merely uncheck a box to "rely on system fonts only." That doesn't require any artistry or expertise.
- Jaime is similarly timid about resizing graphic images himself, and pays others to do it for him. (It's really not a big deal for anyone who owns a mouse.) Jaime warns that large photographs can "turn a 500kB book into a 3MB book." The file size for a book is a non-issue unless it's being stored on Jurassic-era floppy disks or uploaded with a Cro Magnon's modem. My newest book's file size as a Word doc is about 35MB, but the final PDF size is less than 6 megs. It can be uploaded to my printer in less than a minute. There's no need to make the file size smaller.
- Jaime suggests offering a discount larger than the normal 20% most self-pubbers provide because "Amazon might quit promoting your book in the 'customers who bought this item also bought...' section." The 20% discount has not affected Amazon's promotion of my books--or many other books.
- The book has self-serving promotions for Jaime's own publishing company and website registration company. He wastes a lot of space extolling the dubious virtues of the people involved in producing the book.
- It's a very thin book with just 134 pages of text, but it's padded with five pages copied from the Lightning Source website. There are three blank pages in the back that could have contained text, perhaps a larger index. Printers often add extra pages, but it's not difficult to figure out how to use them.
- In his section on book pricing, Jaime recommends "viewing prices and page counts of books similar to yours." If Jaime followed his own advice, this book would be bigger and less expensive.
- The title is "11 Secret Steps..." but I could not find any secrets. Steps such as deciding if illustrations are needed, having a cover on the book, and converting a word processing file into a PDF are not secrets equal to the Manhattan Project or Masonic rituals.
- Jaime cautions against do-it-yourself websites because it fried his brain. It's very easy to do a website. I've done it over 100 times, with no special training. I'm an amateur, but a few of my sites have won awards, and they've sold millions of dollars worth of products (mostly not bocks).
- Jaime says, "Many authors add an Acknowledgements section at the very end of the book." Every acknowledgment page I've seen is part of the front matter.
- In a tip about quoting other authors, Jaime recommends using "MLA or APA style to let people know the works you drew from." He does not explain what MLA and APA are. I've heard of a Modern Language Association but don't know if that's the MLA Jaime means, and I don't know what the APA is. Anglican Province of America? American Psychiatric Association? American Pregnancy Association? American Poultry Association? Automatic Pizza Apparatus?
- Jaime writes in a friendly, conversational style, but sometimes it seems juvenile, unprofessional and inappropriate. He wrote, "Hello fellow authors; my name is Jaime Vendera." and "Now go make me proud by writing..."
- Jaime provides a detailed look at his bad experience with a company that provided a (failed) campaign to make one of his books an Amazon bestseller for $2,600. I knew these services were bad, but Jaime offers a valuable personal insight.
- He provides good advice on book promotion, particularly getting reviews.
- Jaime suggests producing an 8.5 x 11-inch instructional manual as an additional book format. I think I'll try that. Thanks for the tip.
- His anecdotes about finding suppliers and choosing a URL are interesting.
Jaime wrote, "Be ready for a possible retaliation from the other author if you post a bad review." Actually, I don't think Jaime will beat me up or hire a hitman when he reads this. Despite my criticisms, our emails have been cordial. He appreciated my advice, and he has advised others in his field: vocal coaching. I know Jaime knows I want him to succeed. Actually, I want all writers to succeed, in whichever way they define success.
- Every self-pubbed book should be a learning experience. Jaime meant well, and I have reason to believe he'll learn from his mistakes and produce better books in the future.
- Unfortunately, I strongly doubt that Theresa A. Moore, Helen Gallagher or David Rising will do any better with future books. Their main problem is not ability, but attitude.