Friday, February 5, 2010

Are key employees at Outskirts Press trying to find new jobs?


LinkedIn is an online social network of over 55 million "experienced professionals" from 150 industries and 200 countries.

One stated objective is to help members to "Discover inside connections that can help you land jobs..."

It appears that the two key people at vanity publisher Outskirts Press who are not members of the Sampson family are ready to jump off the sleazy ship as soon as they get suitable offers.

Based on Karl's terrible arithmetic and Kelly's terrible writing, I would not hire them to publish toilet paper.

Actually, some Outskirts Press books are better suited to wiping than reading.

ADVICE TO JOB SEEKERS:
  1. If you're looking for a new job, try not to advertise your desire where your current employer can find it. Disloyalty may be a reason for termination.
  2. Your chance of landing a better job is severly limited if potential employers can easily find examples of your substandard work.

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1 comment:

  1. OH MY GOSH! This just gets better and better. HA HA HA!!

    wait, let me pause and take a breath.

    HA HA HA HA!

    God, this blog is always good for a laugh. And you can't make this shit up, folks. Truth really IS stranger than fiction.

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